i remember reading this many years ago in an 8days magazine and i totally laughed my head off. chanced upon it again and thought it'd be nice to put it somewhere (ie, here) where i can come back to it often enough to laugh at it again. i think some of you would have heard some, if not all, of them already. whatever the case, hope you'll enjoy this one... ;)

Ah Beng's Medical Dictionary
ANTIBODY - against everyone
ARTERY - the study of fine paitings
BACTERIA - the back door of a cafeteria
BENIGN - what you'll be after you 'be eight'
BOWEL - the letters A, E, I, O and U
CAESAREAN SECTION - a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of poker
CAT SCAN - the search for a lost kitty
CAUTERIZE - made eye contact with her
COMA - a punctuation mark
CORTIZONE - the local courthouse
D&C - where Washington is
DILATE - live longer
ENEMA - foe
ER - the thing on your head you use to hear with
GENES - blue denim slacks
HAEMORRHOID - a male from outer space
IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known
LABOUR PAIN - hurt from work
ORGAN TRANSPLANT - what you do to your piano when you move
PATHOLOGICAL - a reasonable way to go
PHARMACIST - a person in the agricultural line
PROTEIN - in favour of young people
RED BLOOD COUNT - dracula
SECRETION - hiding something
TABLET - a small table
TERMINAL ILLNESS - getting sick at the airport
TUMOR - an extra pair
URINE - opposite of 'you're out'
VARICOSE - very close
VEIN - conceited

ok don't ask me what is it with me with definitions. haha. realised this is my 2nd post in a row defining something. i promise some thoughts on the next one (which is actually on my drafts list but this came and so it came out first). these things are just so funny... hard to let them slip by. =P God bless.

{ Thursday, September 21 }